Showing posts with label Food Dood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food Dood. Show all posts

Tuesday, 10 June 2014

Serenity.

thup! thup! thup!..
-you can feel the blood rushing behind your ears after running.
-you curse the conductor under your breath for not stopping in the respective stop.
-you find yourself half way between city and a barren lands.
-your only hope left you a moment ago.
-you're stranded with a few strangers in which few of them look like thieves and others like goonda. you can't blame them, its your mind playing tricks.
-your tongue is dry and feels like a combination of sand and cotton, you don't salivate or even sweat.
-at a distance you could the next bus crowded even more than the previous one, some how you embark it.
-after a battle of body, mind and ego you reach your destiny, for now.
-you fear the problems you're gonna have when you reach home.
-but everything changes when you smell the sweet aroma from the cup.
-you know future is gonna be hard to venture but instead you choose to take in the delicious redolence through your nose.
-you bless your Mom for what she has given you.
-every sip feels like an eternity of peace and calmness as the warm liquid glides through your throat.
-and it hits you 'Instant Coffee is Instant heaven'
-life goes on....

~Life is happy, daily coffee.

Monday, 2 June 2014

Cooking 101.

-Take two cups of flour, add 1/2 cup warm milk, 1 cup water, a pinch of salt.
-Mix the mixture for at least 5 minutes.
-The consistency must be like, you know the clay children use for making models? yeah that (really, believe me).
-keep that aside for some time. let it ferment.
-now take two onions, a bell pepper, some cilantro, some lettuce and some peas (peace too bro).
-dice them properly.
-oh! you should have added yeast to the dough, you're bad at this aren't you?
-now run the the vegetables in a mixer once or twice.
-pour it on the pan with the tomato puree we prepared.
-saute and let it boil for 7 minutes exact (EXACT!).
-wait for 3 whistles and unload the dough.
-wait WHAT?!

Okay you must be more attentive.
-now take all those and throw it in your dustbin, I repeat dustbin!. (We don't want blue cross or toxicologists snooping around your house)
-do this before your Mom sees you or this.
-If seen, Run!. Simply RUN.

-Ask Mom to cook.

~30 nalil samayal katru kolvathu eppadi :P

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

The Veg-non-Veg Stir

every Semi-Vegetarian loves eating Non-veg food. and yes, most of the Positive Vegetarians either despise  or stay away from non-veg food.
But there are people who have turned from Non-veg Eater to Veg food Eater. This is about those people. i.e. Me. (yeah go ahead, roll your eyes)
There a few Knacks of being a Veg Convert.

-Your NV friends can hang out with you, with out any hesitation.
-They need not worry about the smell or sight affecting you.
-You can also steal a good smell as long as it lasts if you wish. (yes I'm guilty).
-Your V Friends (yes I'm looking at you Iyers) will always have a company to eat.
-Nobody will try to secretly feed you or force you to eat NV since they know you know NV.
-You can save money with V food (unless you're me).
-and hey if you believe in karma, Tharman.M.A. will cut you some slack.

What ever it is Do enjoy and Respect you food (note pannungada note pannungada :P)

~Food = Feeling.